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Couch kitten

Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.
by Insect2 October 5, 2018
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Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.
Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?
by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022
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Toula The Kitten

The best zyra player in all of leagues history. That's all you need to know
this Toula The Kitten guy keeps stomping my bronze elo matches, help me
by niga you gay April 12, 2021
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Kitten Mode

when one gets so excited sexually that they develop the mannerisms of a kitten (e.g. purring, clawing, rolling on the floor, etc.)
When Dick told Ellie she was hot she went into total Kitten Mode. Who knew she was so into him?
by clockiewitch June 28, 2009
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sext kitten

A person adept at arousing others through sext messages.
Bill: I sprung a woody at the office this afternoon after I got that racy sext message from Yvonne.

Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.
by sexty little beast May 31, 2011
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forfeit kitten

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."
by Unkle G March 5, 2009
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exploding kittens

a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers
haha i got tacocat card its a palindrome
Exploding kittens is great
by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017
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