Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.
Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
by the teli May 24, 2022
Get the KFC Blood Oathmug. by THE AMAZING HUNDO TWAN October 17, 2019
Get the october 18th raid the kfc daymug. African American cultural spirit
dude1: yo cuz lets go Popeyes
dude2: you sell out mf bitch ass nigga get tf out my face
dude1: look I'm sorry aight lets go KFC then
dude2: you sell out mf bitch ass nigga get tf out my face
dude1: look I'm sorry aight lets go KFC then
by FreshOrange July 3, 2023
Get the KFCmug. by manwholoveeveryone November 19, 2023
Get the KFC peoplemug. When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
Get the KFC Nutty Crunchmug. Child 100: hey mother can we get fried peices of diabetes at kids fattening club?
Mum: sure lets go to KFC
Mum: sure lets go to KFC
by Holywata May 18, 2019
Get the KFCmug. 