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KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.
Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!
by the teli May 24, 2022
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october 18th raid the kfc day

on october 18th everyone must go raid kfc and take all there chicken tenders.
october 18th raid the kfc day is the day where everyone must raid their nearest kfc
by THE AMAZING HUNDO TWAN October 17, 2019
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KFC

dude1: yo cuz lets go Popeyes
dude2: you sell out mf bitch ass nigga get tf out my face
dude1: look I'm sorry aight lets go KFC then
by FreshOrange July 3, 2023
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KFC people

Synonym to African Americans, in non-racist way
KFC people just stole my car!
by manwholoveeveryone November 19, 2023
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KFC

man i wanna go to kfc
by Stufferson May 4, 2022
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KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.
I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.
by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019
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KFC

KFC is a place where kids get type 100000 diabetes. Aka kids fattening club.
Child 100: hey mother can we get fried peices of diabetes at kids fattening club?

Mum: sure lets go to KFC
by Holywata May 18, 2019
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