A Very Sexy,Nice,Mature,Caring, Lover Boy That Draws The attention of almost everyone around him. He Loves Gaming but is generally shy and timid around new people that he meets Sometimes, but all in all He is the sweetest Boy ever that many want to be in a relationship with. He Is The Nicest Boy That ever walked the face of the earth. His Big Blue eyes will draw the attention of others just so they can be his girl.
by 2004kid August 13, 2018

by Theboss_919 November 17, 2017

A saying used to describe something that isn’t real, never happened, and is made by the government to make you think blind and deaf people exist
by A_guy_named_Tom March 7, 2024

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015

by Supersuccsoil December 11, 2021

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly
by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025

Doing literally nothing all day.
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024
