Wet Karl

When on vacation with a friend and he starts acting like a bitch so you piss in his suitcase.

Christian was being a bitch so we wet karled his suitcase

by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018

karls._.hair

a cool tiktoker who loves karl jacobs :

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3

by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021

ginger Karle

The most beautiful ginger locks you’ve ever seen, what a hunk!!! If you come across a ginger Karle give this guy a high 5, also known for being gay with his best friend Keith.

“Hey have you seen ginger Karle”

Friend - “yea he’s over there blowing Keith 21 from Asda”

by Keith21 July 25, 2022

Karl Gerät

An extremely fucking big rail mounted cannon used by the germans in WW2 to shoot at the british.

Person 1: Look at this big fucking gun i found in my history book! Its called a "Karl Gerät"
Person 2: Holy shit! It's almost as big as my dick!

by hacker3000 March 1, 2021

Karl Bungus

Someone who is thin skinned and drinks vitamin water. Can be associated with a person who perceives an insult where there is none.

Oh man, he can’t take a joke, he’s such a Bungus!
I know he’s a total Karl Bungus!

by Todd_The_Godd February 11, 2020

Karl Mosher

This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.

Person 1: Oh my God look! It's Karl Mosher!
Person 2: I bet his dick is huge!

by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021

karl-iver

An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.

Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.

Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.

Hallo I’m Karl-Iver. Oh, “punches him in the face and run”

by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014