Jude is a hot man that is bisexual. he has a ginormous penis that is good to suck on when you are sad. he loves to fuck both genders hard but he fucks women harder because he likes it more. if you get really lucky and he says he wants to have sex with you, he will always go rub his penis in the bathroom to get it hard first. but when he finally has sex with you, it is worth the wait.
girl: come on Jude, get in here and fuck me already!
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.
by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023
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by Jude Masson September 9, 2021
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Guy 1: see that guy over there
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
Guy 2: he is so skinny he is proberly from Auschwitz
Guy 1: such a Jude jacob
by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022
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Don't become a jude
by Justkeepswimmingfishy April 2, 2025
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Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.
Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.
Addicted to bread.
Foot fetish.
Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.
Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.
Addicted to bread.
Foot fetish.
Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!
Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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by whyUrecordinggaygorl69 January 23, 2022
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by LilJ7 November 22, 2021
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