Jordan

A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.

“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart”
“What? I thought he’d love you forever”

by Idek.idk July 25, 2019

Jordan

99% of the time when you tell somebody that your name is "Jordan" they reply with the following:

"HAHA, like Michael JORDAN XD"

by Aborted Fetus June 27, 2019

Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.

Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack

by Farlayy July 19, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.

I think I like Jordan

by helloihatemylife October 20, 2018

Jordan

A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.

Woah look at Jordan, he’s such a savage

by AldySkid November 17, 2017

Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

by Steve job's August 30, 2018

Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.

A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021