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Jonnie

A girl who's name is commonly confused with a boys name. She overreacts a lot. She falls in for like the hottest but meanest guys. Does stupid shit. Probably on crack. For some reason everyone knows a different version of her. Whether it be her being nice or a bitch. Personally its the second but we all have our moments. Oh did I mention she gets hurt all the time? She does.
Me: Did you see Jonnie trip today?

Friend: Oh hell yeah. That was funny asf.
by ayenonymous November 26, 2019
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Dirty Jonny

One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.
by eggmantart October 16, 2022
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Jonny bonner

by Infoinfoinfo November 28, 2021
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jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong
Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong
by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022
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Jonny

Is just the best geezer you will ever meet. They usually stand a height of 6'4 and is just absolutely gorgeous. He is also very intelligent with an iq of at least 275.
Hot Girl: Jonny you are well hot

Jonny: I know right
by MundaneJM November 11, 2020
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National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)
-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!
by anonymous September 27, 2022
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Jonny McCormic

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.
Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!
by buh buh buuuuhhhhh May 28, 2009
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