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Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley

<3
VIVA LA STEWART !

Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
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Lil' Jon

The king of crunk and the best back-up and front man rapper. Is classified by his use of the words WHAT, YEAH, & OKAY
Man Lil' Jon seems to be everywhere lately.

YEAH, he kicks ass
by Jamin Ho December 16, 2004
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L'il Jon

Most people label him as untalented and unrelentlessly saying "YEAAH", "WHAAT?", and "OOKKAAY". He's actually a producer, not a rapper, although he does say whole lot more than people credit him for. If anything, he's a genius. Not just anybody can get millions by saying 3 words consecutively. He also helped kick off L'il Scrappy's career, and that Dave Chapelle Show episode was in COLLABORATION with Li'l Jon. Pay attention dummy.
Yea
What...What
Check dis out right (Yea)
Lil' Jon and the motherfuking East Side Boyz
The Kings of Krunk
Back at you with some new shit
Now just because we went platinum and shit don't mean we gone change nigga
We the muthafuking Kings of Krunk and we gon' always keep this muthafucker krunk
Now let's talk about some more music

-from the song, "What You Gon' Do


He actually has a whole verse too. If that doesn't shut you up why don't you go settle the score with him hm?
by ShoonXL January 12, 2005
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Jon Neo

A pack-neo.
Small and furry.
A Jon Neo is the opposite of a Matthew Khoo.
by Nas Shah August 4, 2010
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Handsome Jon

Same as above:
An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon

Jon specifically cannot have the last name Arnold. Having, or being referred to as Arnold at any point makes a Jon ineligible for the title of Handsome Jon
Wow, look at that guy Jon, he's so handsome it's Handsome Jon
by not Arnold April 10, 2005
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Jon Kue

A lazy no good panda loving brony.
That Jon Kue is a flaker and never visits.
by Manjoy69 June 16, 2013
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Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person
JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty
by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014
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