John

John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players

Girl one: Why did John move on so fast
Girl two: I don’t know. That player I am disgusted

by Notrealname245696 June 13, 2018

John

this kid shits his pants at motive, don't be a John....

bro 1: my farts fucking stinks

bro 2:dont be a John, he shits his pants

by MyShitStinks May 3, 2019

John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.

"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"

by That Living Human June 4, 2019

John

John

Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.

He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!

Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...

John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool

He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!

I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John

by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018

John

A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend

Stop being a john

by Sapsucker March 3, 2019

John

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch…
Fuck you jhon

Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe

by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023

John

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John

John is hot

by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018