John

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch…
Fuck you jhon

Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe

by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023

John

Someone's name

"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"

by Failed Austrian artist March 10, 2022

John

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY

Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH

by Flavber June 12, 2017

John

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.

Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!

by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018

John

John is the best Fortnite player in the world but gets nervous a lot but still good at Fortnite

John is the best Fortnite player ever

by Epic games employee May 28, 2019

John

This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.

Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power

Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble

John: LAUGHS IN JOHN

by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019

John

Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.

I'm fine I have loyal Friends like John in my life.

by Fantasy Writer October 5, 2017