Jewish Republican

Someone who considers themselves to be Jewish but is ignorant of Jewish values, common sense, and/or the platforms, actions and reputations of the two major American political parties.

Let's attack a middle eastern country for a made up reason and see if it inspires more people to blow themselves up or sit in lotus and wish peace upon all men. Oh, totally the latter, I'm gonna vote Jewish Republican.

by dover.snarker August 15, 2008

The Jewish Pipeline

You've heard of the Sunflower Sour Tower right? Where the girls lay one on top of the other and yada yada ya?
Well now we have the Jewish Pipeline. Where at least 5 guys lay down, from fat to skinny, and the girl sucks em all down the line.

Drunk jennifer was at a party of mostly drunk guys and declared it's time for her to take the Jewish Pipeline

by HighSyd April 17, 2022

Jewish fart

When a Jewish person shits themselves and their pants are full

Was that a Jewish fart? That was loud as fuck and damn it stinks.

by ogpole May 25, 2023

Jewish bucket

The act of cumming in a bucket for a month and then putting it in someone’s room and opening it.

Friend: I’m gonna put a jewish bucket in your room
Friend: wtf

by Wet water bottle May 22, 2022

jewish jose

Douchebags who look like Jews but they really aren't Jews.

Jewish Jose is literally the biggest douchebag on the planet

by Hang hing November 13, 2016

jewish navel

Cum in someone's nose and it shoots out the other nostril

Last night I gave Maddy a Jewish navel

by amoreno14 November 11, 2014

Jewish Intercourse

Depositing money into one's bank account

J Money got his paycheck from weis and did some Jewish Intercourse

by michealjackosn677 May 13, 2023