brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

Jappy-jewel

Jappy-jewel - When you are having a poo and your japside is exposed and you crouch down with your head and lick the tip of your penis.

Bro I like doing the jappy-jewel whenever i'm having a poo.

by JapsterLaw August 6, 2020

Jeweled

The word jeweled is used when referring to someone who looks like they haven’t showered or bathed in a while. May be used to describe someone who has gotten sweaty and may have a slight odor coming from their arm pits or crotch. Also used to describe smells associated with a stinky or foul odor.

I didn’t shower today and boy am I jeweled.

by Pureperryman November 6, 2022

Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.

I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020