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Heavy Jewels

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.
by Jones1973 December 26, 2022
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Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 9, 2023
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Alexis Jewel

The Sweet,hot, and funniest girl a guy can ever meet🔥😍.Everyone Near her always just stops and stares and says”what a beautiful girl”.Boys are all over her especially this one thinks she’s the hottest girl in the world🔥😍. She will always be so passionate and kind to everyone.
Look at that Alexis Jewel She is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.She is so lovely and kind to everyone.
by LexiLover2000 May 16, 2018
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Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.
I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.
by TXN in DE November 21, 2020
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