OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.
by Cee o June 17, 2020
Get the THE JESSmug. 
Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013
Get the jessingmug. Jess is a name for a girl who is loyal and kind. She’s very smart, but can have no common sense sometimes. She’s strong, and beautiful. She doesn’t give up on you easily, and if she does it means you’ve done wrong, and you’ve hurt her too much. She’s always there if you need to vent, and she’s willing to do anything for you. If you ever get a friend like Jess, don’t let her go!
by Riverdalelover124 October 23, 2018
Get the Jessmug. A wagerer would yell "Jess!! Jess!!" which means he's going for the favorite. He would wager $20.00 to win, $25.00 if he loses. On the other hand, a wagerer yelling "Take Jess!! Take Jess!!", is going for the underdog. His $20.00 would turn to $25.00 if the underdog wins. Similar to 6-5 wagering.
by Peepticent April 13, 2010
Get the Jessmug. Caleb: Damn do you see that girl over there
Jack: Yeah she is pretty thicc
Caleb: She looks like an Amaya
Jack: No that's definitely a Jess
Jack: Yeah she is pretty thicc
Caleb: She looks like an Amaya
Jack: No that's definitely a Jess
by Peter Hogwarts June 17, 2018
Get the Jessmug. Jess is a very pretty, American, girl that most likely has brown beautiful wavy hair and brown or green eyes. She is the most engaging person that loves to have deep conversations and is very understanding. She can be sensitive at times, some breakdowns, but when she is happy, she’s the best! What also really represents Jess is that they are super crazy! She is not afraid to be who she are and that’s amazing about Jess. Jess is loyal and kind and caring! She always loves a laugh, and can be witty and Sassy. Someone who is often slightly Jelous that her friends are all pretty and thinks she just... there, but doesn’t relise that she is the pretty one. Someone who has a bright, caring, friend she can always rely on; and an other friend that is a troublemaker, has an obsession for unicorns and chocolate, is pretty on the outside and mostly on the indside but not always. Jess has so many inside jokes and so many special memories with her best friend Josie, Merrin, JoJo, and/or Mary. She is truly talented at singing, acting, swimming, and shares lots of hobbies, passions, and loves with Josie! Jess is truly a great friend!
“The best friend in the world is Jess” -Miranda
by Mirannda September 29, 2018
Get the Jessmug.