Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who's name starts with A and G because they simply find him attractive, but watch out if you're dating him, he is very likely to have other girls in mind... One tip if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with...
Girl who's name starts with an A: Wow!! Jasper is so cute!! I'm going to ask him out.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.
by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025
Get the Jasper mug.Campus hearthrob but faithful when he is inlove. He will never let you down. Never cheat and always makes you feel like a queen. God centered relationship is what he like.
Naughty yet knows how to respect women. Loves his family very much but tend to be ignored.
Naughty yet knows how to respect women. Loves his family very much but tend to be ignored.
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Get the Jasper hale Disease mug.place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
by gnostic3 January 29, 2022
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Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
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