jared leto

four words, my so called life
four more words, requiem for a dream

he played jordan catilano in my so called life and harry goldfarb in requiem for a dream and he was in other movies like fight club and panic room
he's fine as hell!!!!

jared leto is mad hott
who didnt wanna date jordan catilano??

by deenie June 20, 2004

Went to Jared

is cheap and/or has poor or unsophisticated taste in jewelry

"Uhhh... Are you wearing my engagement ring!?"
"No, this one is mine."
"Oh. Sorry, the look exactly alike, did your fiance...?"
"Yeah, he went to Jared." *Sigh*
"Mine too."

by engender February 7, 2010

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

jared leto

A hot guy who knows how to act and is very hot. Did i mention very hot?

Have you ever seen Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He's a hottie!

by Jamie April 10, 2004

Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019

jared koch

one who is obssessed with anal sex.

See you in fifteen minutes Jared Koch, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.

by misshaha November 6, 2011

Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.

Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear

by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011