Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

by Sethhh March 19, 2010

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JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019

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jared leto

four words, my so called life
four more words, requiem for a dream

he played jordan catilano in my so called life and harry goldfarb in requiem for a dream and he was in other movies like fight club and panic room
he's fine as hell!!!!

jared leto is mad hott
who didnt wanna date jordan catilano??

by deenie June 20, 2004

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Went to Jared

is cheap and/or has poor or unsophisticated taste in jewelry

"Uhhh... Are you wearing my engagement ring!?"
"No, this one is mine."
"Oh. Sorry, the look exactly alike, did your fiance...?"
"Yeah, he went to Jared." *Sigh*
"Mine too."

by engender February 08, 2010

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