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John

John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you
Arrrrr that johns leng yenoooo
by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021
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John

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY
Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH
by Flavber June 12, 2017
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John

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.
Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!
by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018
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John

A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend
by Sapsucker March 3, 2019
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John

When someone says John, or is named John the out come is that they are just gay in the end
Girl 1: dude did you hear about john
Girl 2: I knowww I heard he was gay
by StinkyLipgloss April 4, 2020
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John

A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.
Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.
by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019
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John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )
Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D
by strawberrykat April 30, 2021
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