Spida-Greg

A teenage boy finds out he can now shoot a sticky white liquid out of his body.
Spida-Greg is honestly the most idiotic person you'll ever meet- he's crazy and will slowly drive you insane, but he can also be the love of your life.

His autism may cause him to Spiderman as well. Beware.

Spida-Greg: "Sometimes I see how far my nut can go- once it almost hit the ceiling! I was proud."

by HisAvocado June 05, 2017

Greg Mayled

The Floppy King

Stinky: You seen Gliddon recently?
Bonner: Heard he got a girl in bed but couldn't erect the tent
Stinky: Ah he did a Greg Mayled

by Hugo Harlotbreath March 06, 2019

Greg Jennings

one of the hardest niggas in madden, and hes got the team on his back

Lets go inside the mind of a Greg Jennings

by darren shoppa November 19, 2010

Greg Paul

the man who unfortunately didn't wear a condom on january 17th 1997.

man if that greg paul wore a fucking condom, we wouldn't have to worry about jake paul.

by lamar the lobster December 22, 2018

Greg Rowell

Greg John Rowell played cricket for QLD in the domestic cricket competition, called the Sheffield Shield (now the Pura Milk Cup) in Australia during the mid-90's.

The term Greg Rowell is used in Australian rhyming slang, meaning to go the growl or to perform oral sex on a female's genitalia.

The equivalent to a female performing oral sex on a man is Bretty Heady or to give head.

Dougy: Boy that bird last night sure was feisty last night!
Timmy: Greg Rowell?
Dougy: Nar but she gave me Brett Heady.
Timmy: I love you man.

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield June 08, 2007

greg doucette

Some one who has beaten a world record in powerlifting. Can also be the author of a cookbook.

Did you see John bench 550 at Nationals? He pulled a Greg Doucette for sure!

by tiawc December 02, 2020

Dirty Greg

When a guy picks up a woman married to a public official, goes back to her place, meets her husband being introduced as an old friend, and then fucks her in their bed after he leaves

Did you hear about Hank? He got Dirty Greg’ed by his wife, and she came harder than ever before. he’s fucking pissed, and a cuck

by Zamurath December 05, 2018