Springville, Iowa

P.E. Teacher is a probably a sex offender

“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”

by Dog2dog April 8, 2019

Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl

When a short Puerto Rican migrant worker puts baby powder on dreadlocked pubes followed by her tall, East German partner taking a pube poo and swirling it together.

I can't go out tonight. Esperanza and Jurgen had an Iowa Cinnamon Chili Bowl last night and I have to clean the mess up.

by Bryant Stith Little Fingers November 21, 2023

Lenox, Iowa

Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM

He goes to Lenox, Iowa? Damn he’s a Badass isn’t he...

by Yuhh April 8, 2021

Pulled an Iowa

Doing something that turns out extraordinarily more successful than anticipated.

"'We arrested him for dope, but he ended up having three bodies in his trunk. We sure pulled an Iowa there."

by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Iowa Electrolytes

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022

Iowa

The state with corn and nothing else

Guy: Yo, What’s the state that’s nothing but corn?
Guy: I heard It’s Iowa
Guy: Thanks bro

by Mrsymphony September 26, 2020

Iowa

The second studio album by the band slipknot it was so good they named a U.S state after it

Person 1:have you heard the album iowa
Person 2:of course i have it is so good they named a state after it

by Johdd141 April 18, 2022