inverted boxcar

a sexual position where a toy train is placed in a condom and then inserted into one's anus. Then, the anus is rammed for several minutes until the boxcar is sure to never come out.

Honey, I'm getting tired of the boring missionary postion, let's try something new like the inverted boxcar

by Dylan January 14, 2004

Self-Invitee

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.

"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.

by UKnowWho@ur face February 12, 2009

inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

by LDi September 1, 2008

inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 17, 2005

Inverted Chinese Yo Yo

A sexual position where a man is seated and he takes a women and turns her upside down where her head is facing his dick. He then forces her to deep throat him and he then spins her around while she is deep throating him

a variation of a blowjob

I had the best inverted chinese yo yo yesterday. better than a normal blow job

by Kyle the Ginger December 28, 2009

inverted viper

the sexual act of putting ones thumb in to the vagina of a woman and the other four fingers in to her anus.

"Jen must be a real slut, she asked Sean to pull the inverted viper on her."

by rwcjackass12345 June 30, 2009

inverted sunglasses

The black full body garment that middle eastern women usually wear, revealing their eyes only.

- Goddesses in inverted sunglasses, at your 6, closing fast!
- I guess you are really suffering from a pussy drought...

by sheikh of dubai October 26, 2009