Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.

“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”

by CBN0628 May 14, 2025

Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

saddle ass

saddle ass is a world wide phenomenon in which a man or a women that spends most of their time around or on horses or camels developed sores and rashes and lesions on their ass a life time of pain and possible infections make this disease harmful to ones health

doctors thought it was aids but blood tests revealed different it's saddle ass

by sanxity March 30, 2019

Saddle Tramp

Someone who bellies up to a buffet and continues to eat huge portions.

Look at the plate on that saddle tramp.

by Cookies2go March 5, 2023

saddle handle

Man bun

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."

by Big12pro November 6, 2021

Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018

Saddle Burr

That annoying zit/pimple on your inner thigh area, in which become irritated when your thighs scrape together or is touched/picked at.

I can hardly walk straight because this Saddle Burr is driving me crazy!

by Drunken Visionary. December 31, 2014