Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

Saddle Belly

A saddle commonly worn on the belly

"You ain't even missing me baby when I needed my Saddle Belly"

by Rhezi December 10, 2017

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

Saddle Burr

That annoying zit/pimple on your inner thigh area, in which become irritated when your thighs scrape together or is touched/picked at.

I can hardly walk straight because this Saddle Burr is driving me crazy!

by Drunken Visionary. December 31, 2014

saddle blanket

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor

Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.

by wdomkr December 24, 2009

Saddle Sitter

A girl who is attracted to country boys

The girl always is dating country boys so she is a saddle sitter.

by Hhbbyhb June 28, 2020