The courageous act of masturbating 12 times in a day starting at either midnight or noon and finishing before 12:00 PM or 12:00 AM.
Bro, I did the 12 before 12 challenge last night!
You beat your meat 12 times before midnight?! Gnarly!!
You beat your meat 12 times before midnight?! Gnarly!!
by FeedTheTrolls July 31, 2018
You should use i before e if the word rhymes with bee as in "I believe that he grieves" but not in "you weigh the sleigh"
by rasty May 11, 2006
by BabydollDame22 February 06, 2017
A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"
The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.
A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.
A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.
All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...
See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.
Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"
Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"
Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."
Dude "(What a tit)"
Scenario Two:
Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"
Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"
Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"
Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"
Dude: "...what the fuck...."
Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."
Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"
Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
by This Is A True Brother February 02, 2009
by Jaygouletttt April 11, 2017
Being confronted by a computer (or technical) problem that you lack the skills (or intelligence) to resolve. A reference to the movie "2001," where confused monkeys are confronted by superior alien technology in the form of a monolith and beat it with sticks.
Dude A: My dad couldn't program his DVD player, and got totally pissed.
Dude B: Yep, monkeys before the monolith.
Dude B: Yep, monkeys before the monolith.
by Bdgold January 13, 2012
Literal meaning: "I don't understand girls with high heels, it's fashion before function." (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:
-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:
-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.
by A man into AmE slang October 21, 2017