Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.
by It’s Ian January 28, 2018
Get the Ianmug. the conjunction of i and ain’t . ( eye-an )
Brea “ coach D said we got practice tomorrow. “
Shauna “ i don’t care ian going i already had plans. “
Shauna “ i don’t care ian going i already had plans. “
by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019
Get the ianmug. An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.
“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”
by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019
Get the Ianmug. Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".
Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020
Get the Ianmug. 
