Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020
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by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020
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Ian: that’s not funny!
Dude: yeah it is
Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend
Dude: ok baby
Ian: that’s not funny!
Dude: yeah it is
Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend
Dude: ok baby
by Shame Ian’s 123 August 17, 2020
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Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
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