I...

Definition:
Associated with the Blink-182 Song " I Wanna F*ck A Dog". It is often used to make an awkward silence even more awkward and or to draw attention to yourself. The "I" is often emphasized and is often followed by "(I....) Wanna F*ck A Dog In The A**"
Example:
Bill: Hey...uh guys.... I'm Gay
Mary:....
Rob:....
Mark: I...
by They Call Me....Kernal March 19, 2011
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Really bad time to not see post…
Hmm… what all did I say…
Way too much…
I should really mute
You are probably thinking, you don’t say…
But for some reason, I just keep posting a way…
I know what I am going to do…
Exercise?

Did that too much yesterday…
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Am I overreacting?
I truly don’t know…
I find it hard to believe the last how long has been purely coincidental.

However, If you could see the clip from my perspective, you would totally understand my response. I am pretty grounded, for the most part. I am guilty of being impulsive with deleting. I regret it now…
And if this is you, then I worry you are going to follow suit.

As I frequently say, every action has a consequence… some consequences are good, while others may not be. I will just have to await my consequence I suppose.
Regardless, I love YOU!
You are my llama
I just might not be yours…
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I saw you❤️❤️❤️
At Doritos tonight…
The timing could actually work

I know don’t get overly excited and then disappointed

What would I say???
I know…

Olive juice
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Until it you see…
You just have to believe me

Picture in my head
Me in your arms…
My body slowly starts to melt…
So badly this I want to feel…
Want to make a deal?
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Oh my…
The words I say…
I really need to learn to mute
I have to let them post otherwise I am going to look rude…
I kinda look rude anyway… sort of…
It is not like I don’t want to do the silly ideas… it is truly for you as to why I am not.
Hopefully that makes sense…
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Proud you should be of me…
As I didn’t run across the green…
And you were wearing a tee…
That makes me go crazy…

How about this plan?
We compare arm spans?
How convenient it would be…
They would already be open you see..

Then in I would go…
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Letting go
That would be a big NO!!
You know what jingle keeps playing in my head???

The bandaid song…

I guess I am relating myself to a bandaid… and I am stuck on YOU!!!!
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