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Houston

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.
Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”
by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022
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Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.
“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”
by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022
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Houston's Residence

A house located in Hockessin Delaware A A house owned by two of the best parents an albino kid who has swallowed jizz and savagebeast in hockessin Delaware who don't give a fuck what happens in there house. Many people love to play a variety of underage actions and doing dumb shit late at night. A common place where white people do some werid ass shit to each other and say nigger.
Were you there for that orgi at the Houston's Residence
by Dank gay boy 302 June 27, 2017
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