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Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
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houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024
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Houston's Residence

A house located in Hockessin Delaware A A house owned by two of the best parents an albino kid who has swallowed jizz and savagebeast in hockessin Delaware who don't give a fuck what happens in there house. Many people love to play a variety of underage actions and doing dumb shit late at night. A common place where white people do some werid ass shit to each other and say nigger.
Were you there for that orgi at the Houston's Residence
by Dank gay boy 302 June 27, 2017
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