The act of dropping a deuce in a wide open pussy to provide lube for a session of dirty kinky fucking.
That Amy Bradford is such a dirty sloot, the Alabama Hot Pocket replaces her KY Jelly...and surprisingly, her pussy smells better afterwards.
by woodythecanoer May 14, 2019
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.
Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?
Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!
by Narddog February 16, 2015
Get the Illinois Hot Pocketmug. Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.
by Ron Kromer April 3, 2008
Get the hot pocketmug. by Christian Steele December 9, 2008
Get the Alabama hot pocketmug. Verb.
A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?
Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.
Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.
Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.
Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
by Ken Watanabe March 12, 2008
Get the mexican hot pocketmug. the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat and a piss inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
by BartAttack June 12, 2008
Get the boston hot pocketmug. by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017
Get the Empty Hot Pocketmug.