hot pocket

Common trickery, usually satisfying at a hotel, when a person defecates into a pillowcase just before bailing out resulting in a very disgruntled housekeepers hand.
We were still laughing an hour after Ralphard gave the housekeeper the old hot pocket.
by Ron Kromer April 03, 2008
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Alabama hot pocket

when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
by Christian Steele January 17, 2007
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mexican hot pocket

Verb.

A fecal sex act in which one partner, gender non specific, defecates into the vaginal cavity of a female lover and proceeds to enter the party with either their penis, or a penile substitute.
We all boil at different degrees. - Emerson

Steve Watanabe: Ken! Have you heard the word around the watercooler?

Ken Watanabe: You mean about the senior VP of proselytizing giving his secretary a mexican hot pocket in the video conferencing lab? Yeah - but I have to admit, bro, I don't know what that means.

Steve Watanabe: It's basic - what it means is, he took a deuce in her nethers, then charged in full speed ahead. If you get my drift.

Ken Watanabe: ... I'll never be able to handle a memo from him again.

Steve Watanabe: Don't be such a wimp - at least he's not a furry.
by Ken Watanabe March 13, 2008
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boston hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat and a piss inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Josh gave a massive boston hot pocket to that chick!
by BartAttack June 12, 2008
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Hoosier hot pocket

Two men and one woman involved. The woman shits on one guys dick and he uses it as lubricant to anal fuck the second guy and right before ejaculation he put his dick in girls mouth blows his load.
Sarah Tom and mark made a Hoosier hot pocket last night after eating curry chicken and Indian buffet
by Cheyennekid3 April 30, 2019
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western hot pocket

when a dude nuts in your butt. then you shit.
i gave sally a western hot pocket
by sloth god December 25, 2018
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columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.
by ZomBrutal January 23, 2016
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