When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts
by TCK February 21, 2004
Get the Space Helmet mug.After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.
After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
by Tatteru May 18, 2009
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Get the Passenger's Helper mug.an individual who is in need of a helmet, for their mental capacity is so small that thoughts floating around can hurt their head, causing their brow to furrow. a slight tilting of the head is also common.
that guy over there is such a helmet. he told me that he would rather have the weekend in the middle of the week, because it would be nice to have a break.
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