European handbag

A sex position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy's neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front

Girl: What sex position do you want to try now?
Guy: Let's do the European handbag

by pablo525 November 17, 2010

Handmaid's Tale

A conservative American's version of a 3-way.

After watching Hannity, me and Corey did a Handmaid's Tale with Hope. She's a slut!

by Badshot May 9, 2018

Love Handrails

The very large love HANDLES.

Marcus, those aren't love handles, you have love handRAILS!

by Hands Harris April 15, 2009

Handbagged

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.

The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.

by ToFra August 20, 2013

handbags

Derives from trying to type "Hahaha" with Swype on a touchscreen smart phone. The term is flexible and can be appended with other additions, such as "holy handbags" or "Oh my handbags."

Holy handbags, I just saw a homeless dude chug a whole bottle of MD 20/20, then grab his junk.

by Scooteronomy December 4, 2010

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "

johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "

by gmw January 22, 2008

handbag

the female equivalent of tool.

A: What about Inez?
B: Well, It's not that I hate her, but she's just such handbag.

by the revolution never happened May 11, 2006