Ever have a really rotten, grouchy day? A day where you tried to be positive and upbeat, but everything just really seems to irritate and annoy you? That is a dead hamster and trolls day!
Opposite of sunshine and rainbows
Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies
Opposite of sunshine and rainbows
Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies
Rain on your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, really wanting to hit the soccer moms that show up with thier bobs high heels and lipstick, DEAD HAMSTER AND TROLLS
by lstrong August 25, 2010
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