hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010

Hawaiian Hula Hoop

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

by Smoovy December 6, 2018

Ream your Hoop

To have anal sex. Get it in the a$$, fudge packing

1-Shut up or I’ll bend you over and ream your hoop.
2-That chick has such a nice bucket ,all I want to do is ream her hoop.
3-It’s not my kid , I’ve always reamed her hoop not her pie hole.

by Long rod oh my god February 1, 2020

alley hoop

the act of a male shooting a load into a females mouth while she takes the load and drains it into another females hoop thus resulting in an alley hoop

me and my girlfriend met a girl at a bar and brought her home for an alley hoop

by bowchesne December 29, 2010

hold my hoops

a phrase used when someone is ready to angry or pissed off, telling someone to hold your hoop earrings so they don't get caught in anything while you fight.

did she seriously just say that? ooh girl, hold my hoops.

by falling weird kid June 19, 2018

shoot some hoops

To go outside and play basketball with your friends.

Hey man, let's go shoot some hoops.

by Roadkill August 26, 2004

Hulu-hooping

Constantly going back to your Hulu activities page to check for notices of postings in your threads.

I am trying to get to bed, but I can't stop Hulu-hooping.
Man, I was Hulu-hooping till 3am!
I can't make it through a whole show because I have to pause to Hulu-hoop

by katiekat214 July 31, 2010