If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

HOMELESS

A person from the Punjab region who wants to create a terrorist Sikh Theocratic country in Democratic secular India even though Sikhism started in Pakistan.
A Khalistani who stands in front of United Nations with his imaginary flag during Referrendum 2020

I saw a HOMELESS Khalistani begging for a country on the street

by Ops Black Thunder August 8, 2022

homeless

the blackest of them all. play Fortnite like its nothing, all they do is crank 90s on ninjas forehead. make 12-year-olds cry with there XXL cack.

wow he has a hole for his XXL pp. he must be a black homeless man

by pussy ass niggha October 8, 2020

Smells Like Homeless Fart

Used when something is extremely cool or really good and great.

Damn that’s a nice jacket bro !! It smells like homeless fart !

That movie we watched last night smells like homeless fart , it was extremely good bro.

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Homeless Tobi

A word to describe a male who looks homeless, but actually is a rich man. By the way he dresses and acts, people will call him, “Homeless Tobi”

Person 1: “Oh look sheesh, it’s a homeless tobi...”
Person 2: “I am not!”

by TUESDAY RYAN April 15, 2021