david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3

angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D

by shyenneeee March 4, 2008

The David Hasslehoff

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.

I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 28, 2007

Tanner hasler

A little bitch who gets fucked in the ass because he dates people like Addison Dodson

Your such a tanner hasler

by Deezsnuts64 May 16, 2018

hassell

fool

your a hassell

by roo June 20, 2003

Hasselfaced

To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.

Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.

by E.Robey September 7, 2007

Hamsley

A one-of-a-kind name that means to be a most upstanding and respectable male.

He's always nice and courteous. What can I say? He's a Hamsley.

by Who123 September 26, 2010

hassem

Hassem is coool and fire

Hassem coool

by Msjsjsjs March 13, 2021