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the grumpy smurf

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011
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Busted a grumpy

When a person passes a particularly foul fart.
Man, who just busted a grumpy in here?
by Sassy13 June 12, 2011
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not so grump

In the game grumps intro Danny usually says "I'm not so grumps".
by Princess Sonic January 25, 2018
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Grumple

A very humorous word for poop.
by benwad934 March 18, 2004
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grumpous

A cute grumpy, not truly grumpy. Like the really cute grumpy cartoon thingys. ^^ but when you feel like that.
She was such a grumpous person huh?
by raa tiger January 12, 2011
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grumper

1. A grumpy person 2. Totally lame.
1. Did you hear Denise whining about her hair? She's a total grumper.

2. No more pudding cups? Grumper!
by jatty July 20, 2009
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grumpy pirate

a sex term, when you cum in the girls eye and then kick her in the chin, causing her to jump up and down with her hand in her eye, Yelling the word ARRRHHH
I gave a Grumpy Pirate to shanaynay
by charles in charge! February 24, 2009
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