Moonlight Graham

When you pretend to someone that you didn't see something but you really did

Sandy: Are you telling me you can't see the numbers?

Ben: What numbers? I don't see anything?

(Indistinct crowd cheering)

Sandy: There, again! Wait... you don't see them?

Ben: Are you feeling ok?

20 mins later...

Ben: 12:24!

Sandy I knew it...

Ben: Ok, i admit it scared me a little.

Sandy: You pulled a "Moonlight Graham". Nice try.

by mysterylight44 January 21, 2020

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023

graham christmas

An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.

"Who's that kid over there being picked on?"
"Oh, that must be a Graham Christmas."

by AmyToonlink October 24, 2013

Graham

Graham is a Pussy who sucks men’s cocks as he waits for dick from his dad.

“Oh graham. When he walks in, all the women get hard

by Imonurmom June 23, 2023

Graham

Almost always white, mostly chill other than the casual racism exerted. Supporter of racism and/or in KKK groups. NeoNazi

Bro stop being so racist your acting like Graham

by Eheusijd April 12, 2021

Wrong Grahams

It is generally used by Filipinos, and is a slang term for "Wrong grammar".

Bai: Sometimes, I and my friends like to go to MOA in Baguio.
Mahal: Bruh, what kind of grammar is that?
Bai: Oh, I'm sorry WRONG GRAHAMS lol.

by MamamoRed April 2, 2022

Graham

Small tiny white guy also know as little tik tak man.
Usually hides in small holes in garden to hide from dean & his little bigger brother.
#gayhem

Graham

by 1257845!?:( August 14, 2024