Gobblers

Another word for crazy or insane. Sort of like the concept of getting attacked by a flock of gobbling turkeys.

Guy 1: My girlfriend just got eaten by a giant squid!

Guy 2: That's gobblers!

by TheFifthAce January 19, 2010

shit gobbler

Another word for a toilet. It is usually very dirty with plenty of left over skidmarks and stray pubic hair.

Grover the friendly troll with treacher collins syndrome left a smattering of drippy turds in his shit gobbler after eating at Taco Bell.

by Cheesedick Parade October 16, 2006

Gobbler

Seasonal sandwich from Wawa (South New Jersey store equivalent to a 7-11) offered from about early November to Thanksgiving. It has turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce on a roll. It is like a whole Thanksgiving dinner you can eat on a roll.

Oh Snap! Wawa has their delicious Gobbler sandwich back!

by ohsnapitsjess November 1, 2009

bologna gobbler

Someone who specializes in the art of smoking bologna aka licking and/or sucking the penis.

Last night my homosexual friend was such a bologna gobbler becuase he was gobbling on bologna all night long.

by MIMOUSA February 24, 2006

tit gobbler

When a women has a turkey fetish and becomes aroused when men make turkey-like gobble noises while sucking on her breasts.

Carla: "You really turn me on when you tit gobbler me."
Dan: "Gobble, gobble, gobble!!"

by Turkey Durkey fo Furkey September 16, 2009

ass gobbler

one who loves to eat ass, with no objection...

Let me eat that ass...im an ass gobbler.

by lightnluvly0414 March 19, 2010

sausage gobbler

A person with a predilection towards gobbling all the sausages they can get, no matter their feelings on eating other varieties of meat.

Now she's vegetarian Jo Grant misses sausages, but no other meat. She was quite the sausage gobbler back in the day.

by The-Island November 17, 2009