gobble

to absolutely devour something

i’m going to gobble up olivia

by drgregoryhouse February 14, 2025

gobble chops

Your whole mouth when you relish every morsel or drop of delicious food and drink.

1. Your gobble chops were flying with abandon while you munched down on that buttered popcorn.

2. I saw a wake of kernels parting between your teeth as your gobble chops munched down on that buttered popcorn.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Pocket Gobbling

When you pickpocket everyone with reckless abandon, regardless of status or stature.

Bro, why are you pocket gobbling everyone you see, you gonna get us killed!

by anonymous August 18, 2023

Gobble donkey

Chick that gives head to just about anyone

Ya man, she gives great head. She's a gobble donkey .

by Trick August 15, 2016

Hob-Gobble

absolute munch

we absolutely hob-gobbled that food bro

by SALTIERR October 22, 2024

Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020