Superdry goodbye

The act of dry anal sex from behind, followed by stretching the receivers eyes from behind as you cum, then whisper "Supa-dly, good-bai!" In their ear in a southpark style Chinese accent.

Ho be lying so I gave her that superdry goodbye

by Knight-spoon June 30, 2025

Vatican Goodbye

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.

Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.

by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025

Moultrup Goodbye

When you know that saying goodbye will lead to a 20 minute conversation with three more people that you should have spoke to earlier so you sneak out instead.

Have you seen Phil?
He was just here a second ago. He must have pulled a Moultrup Goodbye.

by Thrill January 7, 2026

Dirty Irish Goodbye

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.

Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.

by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025

Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.

I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.

by Man/man June 8, 2024

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 12, 2024

Russian Goodbye

Sort of like an “Irish Goodbye,” dismissing yourself without a farewell, but doing it angrily. Very. VERY ANGRY. Often throwing your girlfriends keys at of your blue Toyota Tacoma window, after losing a game of parking lot tennis after track practice.

Layton was very upset that his blind ass eyes could not see the tennis ball, losing him the series, so he hit a RUSSIAN GOODBYE, leaving without kissing me goodbye. Instead throwing the ball through my car window.

by Silly socks May 1, 2025