Gobbles

God bless

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles

by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022

Gobble#7603

the sweetest ray of sunshine. puts up with cody's bs. love albedo and zhonglis dog

Gobble#7603 is so sweet

by conets February 28, 2022

Flobble Gobble

Two women talking bullshit

They were talking flobble gobble.

by Sunnyintheuk March 31, 2025

gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/

'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'

by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022

Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025

Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.

I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.

by Shmamm! November 23, 2024