gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022

Gobble snarze

when you the thing

damn bro you got the gobble snarze?

by mucas lemon January 18, 2024

green gobbling

During the act of anal sex, your partner hocks up a greeny and spits it up their partners nose and their partner eats it.

"Me and my girlfriend did some green gobbling the other night, it was awesome!"

by JadeyQ March 29, 2009

Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.

Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.

by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Bubble Gobble

Verb

1. The act of a cumbubble being voraciously gobbled up by a whore.

ALT: The act of trying to bite ones own fart bubbles in the tub before they reach the surface.

Q: "Does she give good head?"

A: "Yeah, she swallows and I even got a little bubble gobble action."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Hob-Gobble

absolute munch

we absolutely hob-gobbled that food bro

by SALTIERR October 22, 2024

Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020