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pink glasses

When you need to break up with a person but somehow end up never doing it because then they do the tiniest sweet thing to keep you around.

Can also be compared to "graduation goggles"
"Oh my God girl, you have your pink glasses on again. Just get it over with"
by StineOhMyGoodness July 5, 2022
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man banana glasses

To place your balls one on each eye while having a boner while someone is passed out. Similar to German sunglasses and a Roman helmet.
She passed out as we were having sex so I made her wear my man banana glasses.
by Das Miz August 25, 2016
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Box Frame Emo Glasses

1. Glasses of a rectangular nature, generally with thick, black frames. These are used to denote emo kids.
2. A greating for a person who wears such glasses, generally shouted.
1. Wow that kid must love Likin Park, just emo his box frame glasses are!
2. BOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX FRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!
by Nu7case March 25, 2004
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Unabomber Glasses

Glasses sometimes worn by people who listen to PUNK ROCK! \m/

They resemble the glasses worn by Phil Laak of the world poker tour. They're cheap, plastic, durable glasses, usually with huge lenses also made out of plastic.

Here's how the name came about (hypothetically) The Unabomber resembles Phil Laak of the world poker tour, who wears those glasses, which is why its called Unabomber glasses.
2) A Skate team in the UK is called Unibomber, and the glasses were named after them.
3) Peeps just straight up called it Unibomber glasses cause it sounds damn sexy.


Since they're so cheap and easy to find, unabomber glasses are a favorite among Neo Nazis. Heil Bush!
Steve's going to the show in Unabomber Glasses. What a silly goose.

I broke my unabomber glasses! I have to get another 5 set from the dolla store!
by Z0MG S3X April 26, 2005
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Through Rose Colored Glasses

A 2008 open-source novel. It's a work of science fiction by American author Andre Infante.
Man 1: Dude, I'm reading this novel online called Through Rose Colored Glasses. I can edit it too!
Man 2: Wait...
Man 2: So basically, you're editing someone else's writing for free?
Man 1: Yeah, dude - it's totally web 2.0!
Man 2: Why am I hanging out with you again?
Man 1: I locked you in my basement, remember? Now let's play dress-up.
by Andre Infante June 19, 2008
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Argenti glasses

These are like any other glasses, but they only need 1 arm. This is because Agent Argenti is one cool motherfucker and doesn't need both arms. He might have broke the other arm while giving a Kit Kat, or filming an adventure with his well camera See Argentified
Filthy Skank: Agent Argenti why is there only one arm on your Argenti glasses?
Agent Argenti: Shut the fuck up before I give you the green dungeon plague.
Filthy Skank: Im sorry, want to give me a Tony Danza?
Agent Argenti: No you disgusting piece of slut, I have to go save some poor Mexican bastards. Fuck yeah !
by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004
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your dad's glasses

the most hurtful, offensive, and personal denunciation topic that a person can talk about.

commonly used to respond to a 'your mom' diss.
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"Your face is ugly."
"Your MOM'S face is ugly."
"Your Dad's glasses are ugly!"
*Person runs away crying*
by Bumping Jean May 17, 2009
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