Fortnite

This is a game that will physically and mentally hurt you. DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PLAY THIS GAME. YOU WILL SUFFER FROM CHRONIC DEPRESSION. THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU FORTNITE PLAYERS, WATCH OUT, LOCK YOUR DOORS, AND HOLD SLEEP WITH YOUR LEGENDARY JHON WICK BODY PILLOW.

Did you know that Ninja got LIGMA from playing too much FORTNITE.

by MinecraftIsCool November 29, 2018

fortnite

A game where 11 year olds spend all their parents money on their credit cards

Obama: Hey Donald, wanna grab a beer?
Trump: no I’m too busy building walls in this game called fortnite

by LITTLExASSASSIN May 3, 2019

Fortnite

a game That lets you hold lifetime virginity

Guy:what's the similarity between a fortnite player and olive oil?
Other guy:why?
First guy: they're both extra virgin

by Rednaksnek August 9, 2021

fortnite

the game that 5 year olds scream their heads off when they get killed.

WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE

by That one kid in your math clss October 24, 2019

Fortnite

Common misspelling of "fortnight", I.E. a period of fourteen days or two weeks.

"Watch your little brother, I'm gonna be in Spain for a fortnite"

"You mean a fortnight"

"Yeah, sorry."

by WOODSTOCK GUY May 31, 2022

Fortnite

A bad game that has stupid emotes, dances, skins, and game mechanics. people care more about this game than they do anything else. people have died playing fortnite and people say "at least he died doing something he loves"HE DID NOT DIE DOING SOMETHING HE LOVED, HE DIED DOING SOMETHING THAT BRAINWASHED HIM INTO DOING STUPID DANCES IN REAL LIFE AND CARING MORE ABOUT THE GAME THAN THEY DO THEIR LIFE. people have been dumped by their girlfriend because of this game. if you wanna play a real game play smash bros.

fortnite sucks

by colininthehouse October 9, 2018

Fortnite

The worst fucking game in the world and deserved to shut down. Only gay people play this shit.

you are as gay as fortnite

by x,smol_boi.x December 7, 2019