Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome

Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome (also known as PWFS) is a recognised illness. Symptoms include:

=A need to dye hair jet-black, preferably with a floppy fringe.

=Having an abnormally large forehead, which needs to be covered with said floppy fringe.

=Showing signs of being a douchebaggot.

=Repeatedly bullshitting about anything and everything.

Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome can be treated with several blows to the head and/or depriving the victim of their hair dye.

Unfortunately for Pete Wentz, he was not treated fast enough and so his PWFS is permanent, which is why it was named after him.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Lewis? I didn't know he had Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome!

Person 2: Pch, how could you not know that? He bullshits and has a massive head. Of course he has PWFS.

by Hello.Jay. November 30, 2009

cock forehead

adj. dick head, penis skull - someone with a very small (or non existant) penis between their thighs, and a very large one on their head. Anyone with this curious trait is almost likely to be annoying, arrogant, self centred, stupid and anything else bad you could probably think of.

guy: hey you, I got 100% on my speeling test, what do you say to that
other guy: shut ya fukin mouf aw else I will cut you up you fukin cock forehead, you wanna spell dat you fukin punce?

by VengaBen August 28, 2004

one forth your age minus one

1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness

Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old

Jenkins: dude... you're like 80

Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...

by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009

forshiggadales

to acknowledge ones understanding. aka: for sure

JOE: pack a bowl?
DONUTBITCH: forshiggadales.

by Donut Bitch: Best of The Beach October 24, 2008

Forehand Digger

The manouvre required to evevalte your genitals to properly manage the unwanted hair development between you scrote and asshole.

Man, The only way to give your under nut house a decent clean up is to give yourself a forehand digger, and rip in with the Gillette Mach 3

by Strongly Disagree July 6, 2010

forpolicofs

Shortened version of "for political office".

Who is running forpolicofs?

by TomasRyall October 16, 2012

forehead flexing

When you flex your forehead muscles, like when Arnold Schwarzenegger screams anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger forehead flexing while saying "IT'S NOT A TUMOR"

by TrafficKing May 12, 2014