While sexing your significant other you choke them so hard their eyeballs pop out of their head like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s in the movie ‘Total Recall’
by Crack152 September 24, 2021
Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019
To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021
totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.
by Blob the bi frog god December 11, 2022
A Total Maniac is someone who tries way too hard to come off like a punk rock sleazeball. They perform a corny caricature of 'sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll', only when they don't have to be in the office tomorrow. A particular breed of "weekend warrior", from the poser genus.
by vaughnun June 13, 2023
by stu is big April 14, 2005
The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.
Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."
Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."
Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."
by Trashydike October 12, 2011