"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"
"Just go make your move."
"But what should I do?"
"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"
OR
Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"
"Just go make your move."
"But what should I do?"
"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"
OR
Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"
by Red Shiksa October 6, 2011
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A typology of "friend" that is used to stoke one's ego (pun intended) on matters of moral doubt.
As a fluffer is used on pornographic sets to keep male actors aroused, an Ego Fluffer is used to make you forget of your insecurities.
A typology of "friend" that is used to stoke one's ego (pun intended) on matters of moral doubt.
As a fluffer is used on pornographic sets to keep male actors aroused, an Ego Fluffer is used to make you forget of your insecurities.
- I cheated on my boyfriend yesterday, am I a bad person?
-Ego Fluffer: "OMG, of corse not! You go girl!"
-Ego Fluffer: "OMG, of corse not! You go girl!"
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