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wi-fishing

The process of searching for Wi-fi. Or the act of searching for Wi-fi in public places such as Starbucks or Mickey D's, usually involves walking the perimeter of your property in search for Wi-fi.
Person 1:I caught a god damn Wi-fisher in my backyard slowing down my internet!!

Person 2:Yeah fucking Wi-fishers are all over

Example 2

Person 1:Where were you yesterday? I went to your house twice.

Person 2:I was Wi-fishing, I found a sweetass spot on my roof, 11 Mbps

Person 1:Fucking Wi-fisher!!!!
by Treez, And Isaac May 6, 2010
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Poodle Fisting

Holding your arm up and out like a Black Panther member.
Al "Nobody ever listens to our demands."

Jonny "Lets go poodle fisting down 5th street."
by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012
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nigga fishing

When you miss a fish and the person right next to you cast in the same spot as you just missed the fish
I just missed a fish you better not start nigga fishing me and cast in the same spot.
by Bassmasster69 March 18, 2017
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fisting for compliments

When you're an attention whore and you feel the need of constant attention, but you suck at self-pity so you fist people until they shower you with applause.
Maynard: Wow, I am so gross! I will never be fine fresh n fierce :((((
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...
by tamiapoop March 30, 2011
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Snake Fisting

When your mate is chatting up a girl and he makes moves to the bar to buy her a drink, you make your moves on her and pick her up for yourself. This may not always work depending on the attraction between her and your mate. There is also the high risk that your mate will perform this act upon you when your positions are reversed. Snake fisting is a good way to get your mate angry and makes a fun game while pissed as a maggot. Avoiding being snake fisted may be hard as the girl may think your a stooge for not going to buy her a drink when in natural fact you know your mates are watching her waiting for the fist. snake fisting in sign language can be denoted as, holding your elbow with one arm, and the arm thats being held is up right, while holding a fist and moving it around like the head of a snake.
1. WTF waynos just snake fisted that dude.
2. Lets do some snake fisting tonight
3. I want to buy a drink but ALdawg is gonna snake fist me.
4. Snake fisting for the win.
by SRT070 July 21, 2007
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Triple Fisting

Inserting three different fists in to the anus or vagina, wherever there happens to be more room. You can get the third fist from a friend. (owwie)
British man has three beers in his hand:

Hot girl named Kirstin: oh, you're triple fisting it, eh?
British Man: Excuse me!?!?!?!?
Hot girl named Kirstin: you have three beers in your hand.
British Man: In my country that means to fist...using three fists.
by Love, Anna April 5, 2005
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Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.
Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.
by Tek 9 December 22, 2008
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