Festival X

The most feral chick you have ever laid eyes upon. The worst looking female creature. So bad that it can burn your eyes.

Boy 1: Bro did you see that Maya chick?
Boy 2: Yea, she is a festival X

by CappyDog September 11, 2021

Festival enhancers

Anything taken during festivals to enhance the experience usually in the form of drugs i.e molly,ecstacy,coke etc

Does anyone need any festival enhancers for the upcoming rave?

by Dagym September 12, 2021

Fecal Festival

A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed

Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 4, 2021

Festival

Louis dream that is coming true on Monday the 30 of 2021

So do you heard about the away from home festival? Yes that’s Louis dream

by Vanessa2891 August 27, 2021

festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

Woodford Folk Festival

The most amazing week long music festival held in Woodford QLD Australia.
Goes from the 27th of Dec to the 1st of Jan.

"I just had the best week"
"Where?"
"Woodford Folk Festival of course"

by Yogi Bear 2012 January 4, 2012

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011