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festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
by danderzion October 18, 2013
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Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015
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Goon Festival

When a group of people get in room and say sooner things.
Me and Billy went to the goon festival in Detroit.
by Yeet for me April 22, 2025
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Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.
You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
by slim_sheady July 14, 2019
mugGet the Festival brosmug.

festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.
Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!
by veggieduck September 24, 2006
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festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7
How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts
by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017
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