The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a groupchat made on Twitter. This gc consists of absolute idiots that don't believe in bagged milk, but they're nice so you have to love them.

The Clown Family are very nice but bagged milk is superior

by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020

eskimo family

When more than 2 guys have all slept with the same girl and remained on good terms, thus making them a family.

Person1: bro i smashed that girl last night... she was nice!!
Person 2: Who jen? Omfg welcome to the eskimo family bro.

by The jukebox man September 20, 2017

McCaffrey Family

A football family from Colorado consisting of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, San Francisco 49'ers wide receiver Max McCaffrey, Carolina Panthers running back Christian McCaffrey, University of Michigan quarterback Dylan McCaffrey, and University of Nebraska commit Luke McCaffrey

Person 1: The McCaffrey Family is bound to become football royalty. With Dad and all the brothers playing football.

Person 2: Yeah. The Manning era is about over, and the McCaffrey Era is upon us.

by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018

The family bike

An alternative way of describing a slut

Man 1: Have you seen her? She looks like the family bike!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!

by Airza August 3, 2018

Langst Family

The sweetest most kind family in the entire world. The only part of the Voltron fandom worth anything. Headed by a bunch of langst blogs including: Lovelylangst, why-not-langst-haha-kill-me, Langsty-mc-langstyface , legendarylangst.

The family is the oblivious to things that are mean and bad, their only rules for joining are to 'like langst' and 'be nice to others.'

Me: dude have you read the new langst story??

My friend: Yeah, of course, it was posted by a member of the langst family!

by yamaGAYchi_Tadashi August 4, 2018

Norton Family

The worst Idea for any company to ever come up with, the most annoying program for any over-protective parent to ever come across. Blocks every innocent site, including this one and also has a chrome extensionthat makes it even worse. It's a pure torture device for teenagers on the internet.

Someone:"Hey dude! Wanna play a game of Fortnite?"

Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"

by BurnD' May 29, 2018

Family Vacation

Something that sucks donkey ass and makes your children not want to talk to you for months

I hate Family Vacations as they make me never want to talk to my Brother again.

by JustAGrookey March 28, 2021