fartdouken

A fartdouken is a farting technique used to gross out a friend and amuse others. It is performed after the act of a fart by taking both your hands and cupping them directly in your crotch area to scoop up a good amount of gas, then close your hands together and raise up to your mid section in a hadouken pose, then expel into your friends face and yell fartdouken!!

Friend: Dude what's that smell?

You: What? You mean this? Fartdouken!!

Friend: Dude that's gross!

You: Hope you like the taste
*Then laughter proceeds for all, except one.

by Gary Teabags January 25, 2011

farved

(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.

Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."

by Jebudiah Springteen July 2, 2008

farved

telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly

It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.

by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011

forted

fort + moted. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. Person B was not just moted, they were forted.

Damn...Nicole just built a fort around B. He didn't just get moted. He got forted!!!

by space roooooach October 31, 2008

farter lafag

a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.

"Hey man you owe me a sandwich"
"No i dont fuck you"
"Your such a fucking farter lafag"

by tammyr December 21, 2009

mystery farter

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!

David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter

by Tim Carson June 18, 2008

Goolam fareed

A smelly piece of shit who has no friends and has never had a shower and has no life as is very desperate

You are Goolam fareed right now

by Siyaan January 11, 2019